Surprise

My shower became a lizard's home while we were gone.

Actually, to be more precise, my shower drain became a lizard's home.

As I stood in the buff rinsing off the tiles before hopping in myself,

 it popped out of the drain.  I screamed.  It ran. 

 I got a cup. 

After several attempts, I got the lizard

in there, ran to the door, and threw it outside.

Did I mention I was in the buff?

Laundry Day

Saturday afternoon laundry.  

5 Weeks Away From Home

You know you've been gone from your house for too long when you wake up in the middle of the night to pee and have NO FREAKING CLUE where you are, how you got there, which way to turn to get to your bathroom, where the lights are, or how to get back to your bed.

I feel like road kill this morning.

More later.