Something to ponder

Please read:
Treat Chicago Gangs as Terrorists

Really?

While shopping in Victoria's Secret today (wahooo secret rewards card!), I spotted a girl no older than 16 take a selfie of herself in front of some lingerie.  It was then that I stopped dead in my tracks, stared at her, and asked myself, "Is she for real?"  She's lucky I wasn't suffering diarrhea of the mouth at the time.

Bed: A man's perspective

Yep.  That's sounds about right.