I’ve never understood why men with large man breasts are allowed to walk around without a shirt on.  It should be just as illegal as a woman walking around topless.

Honestly.  If a man’s boobs can fit into a size A bra, the smallest bra a woman can wear, then he shouldn’t be allowed to take his shirt off on the beach, at the pool, in the gym, in his backyard, etc.  It’s offensive to me when I see topless old men with their nasty hair covered chests, crouched over their bicycles dragging their deflated man breasts along the road with them.  But if I were to take a topless bike ride in the summer heat (my friends would NOT be trailing along the ground behind me), I would get arrested.  And I think I can say confidently that I’d be a prettier sight than Man Boobs.  Where’s the justice?

If a man has big breasts and gets to display them, then so should a woman.  Plain and simple.  I want my boobs to live in the land of the free, too.