Can someone please remind me that I get paid too much as a teacher?  Sometimes I forget how overpaid I am because I work extra hours during the week and throughout the weekend.  With those gobs and gobs of extra money I earn I purchase extravagant items like a laminator.  Yeah.  How cool is it that I have a laminator in my kitchen!  Shhh.  Don't tell anyone though.  The last thing I need is for America to see that teachers live the good life like me.